I am Keith. Everything around me is the world. It's not just below my feet. I'm talking the whole of existence here. That's the world. It's a lot bigger than me. It's a lot bigger than you and everybody else.
That's why it's around me and not the other way around. So...I'll show you the world around me, how I see it.
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Zombies and the Raw Diet
Recent studies have found that a diet of cooked food (in other words, a non-raw diet) is what allowed mankind to evolve into the species we are today.
So we never need to worry about zombies becoming a more dominant species until they can kick the Brain Tartare habit.
Remember, folks, votes for raw diets are votes for zombieism! And we cannot afford to let this zombiest agenda take over our country! Fight back, stand up for your non-zombie identity! As Thomas Jefferson said, “The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of zombies!”
There’s a Science Friday podcast that discusses the study I describe above. It’s very wide rambling, though, hitting on biology and anthropology and everything else in between. Who knows if you’ll like it.
( via surviving the world dot net )
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Mmmmm…..brains! Nom Nom Nom!
The perfect gift if you have a zombie child!
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Woman to girl:
What exactly is a zombie? My son wants to know. Is it like a ghost?
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Girl:
A zombie is the living dead. A ghost is just a spirit, while a zombie is the dead body.
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Woman:
Like Michael Jackson?
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Girl:
Yes, like Michael Jackson.
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