I am Keith. Everything around me is the world. It's not just below my feet. I'm talking the whole of existence here. That's the world. It's a lot bigger than me. It's a lot bigger than you and everybody else.
That's why it's around me and not the other way around. So...I'll show you the world around me, how I see it.
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Fun with Language! Half-Euphemisms!
Pregnancy: Yep. I got another bun in the uterus.
Sex: We did the ol’ horizontal copulation.
Testicles: And then she kicked me! Right in the family balls!
Male Genitalia: Would you like to meet my one-eyed trouser penis?
Fighting: Your father and I had words last night. The most common words were Fuck and You.
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Whee! Hope this doesn’t offend anyone. It’s too funny!
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This is too funny…and it’s true! I think… Yeah, it sounds true.
That monster under your bed doesn’t seem so scary anymore, does it?
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Keith and coffee no longer get along…
What does Keith get along with *now*, you ask?
1. Kittens playing guitar.
2. Barry Louis Polisar’s song on “Juno”.
3. Wikipedia
4. Faroese hunters wearing dead puffins as ballet tutus.
5. Salsa music.
6. Learning Norwegian.
7. Saying “For Science!” when asked why I’m doing something weird.
8. Webcomics.
9. Summer Glau (and, by extension, ”Firefly”).
This list is by *no means* exhaustive…
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