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the world around keith

I am Keith. Everything around me is the world. It's not just below my feet. I'm talking the whole of existence here. That's the world. It's a lot bigger than me. It's a lot bigger than you and everybody else.

That's why it's around me and not the other way around. So...I'll show you the world around me, how I see it.

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Apr 5 '12

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Apr 4 '12

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Apr 2 '12

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Apr 2 '12
‘nuff said

‘nuff said

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Mar 30 '12
“Guide to Pluralizing ‘Octopus’”

“Guide to Pluralizing ‘Octopus’”

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Mar 28 '12

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Mar 26 '12
Fun Fact:
Religion is a very private thing in the Nordic countries and not something you’re supposed to tell others about, both because most people aren’t religious so it would be considered rude, and also because they’re such personal feelings for religious people. So a sure way to ruin the mood is to wear a T-shirt with a religious message, or any other object that somehow show what religion you belong to, most of all because Nordics will probably be too polite to talk about it (like I said, you’re not supposed to talk about religion), so it will be a huge elephant in the room and they will just sit and stare awkwardly at you, afraid they might say something that’ll hurt your religious feelings.
(via http://satwcomic.com/)

Fun Fact:

Religion is a very private thing in the Nordic countries and not something you’re supposed to tell others about, both because most people aren’t religious so it would be considered rude, and also because they’re such personal feelings for religious people.

So a sure way to ruin the mood is to wear a T-shirt with a religious message, or any other object that somehow show what religion you belong to, most of all because Nordics will probably be too polite to talk about it (like I said, you’re not supposed to talk about religion), so it will be a huge elephant in the room and they will just sit and stare awkwardly at you, afraid they might say something that’ll hurt your religious feelings.

(via http://satwcomic.com/)

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Mar 22 '12
aww…those were the days! staring at walls was the best…

aww…those were the days! staring at walls was the best…

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Mar 16 '12

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Mar 13 '12

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Mar 2 '12
Lesson #635 - Afterlife

Crotch. I do so like the word. (And you thought I would be commenting on the afterlife. Foolish you.)
Crotch also refers to a place where something forks, so just be glad the classic poem doesn’t go, “Two roads crotched in a wood, and I - - I took the one less traveled by.” And you just know I’m going to be referring to them as a crotch in the road from now on.

Lesson #635 - Afterlife

Crotch. I do so like the word. (And you thought I would be commenting on the afterlife. Foolish you.)

Crotch also refers to a place where something forks, so just be glad the classic poem doesn’t go, “Two roads crotched in a wood, and I - - I took the one less traveled by.” And you just know I’m going to be referring to them as a crotch in the road from now on.

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Mar 2 '12

I had a friend who loved joking with border guards.

“Well, I don’t know, officer. Are pipe-bombs considered a vegetable?”

He would have been thirty-two this year…

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Mar 1 '12
combining great photography with preternaturally witty captions? brilliant.

combining great photography with preternaturally witty captions? brilliant.

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Feb 28 '12
There have been so many good ones to choose from lately on this site.
All gold, say I, all gold!

There have been so many good ones to choose from lately on this site.

All gold, say I, all gold!

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Feb 24 '12
*Keith almost wets paints laughing*
“Remember kids, when you enter more than three spacial dimensions your shoe laces will become untied…yet you will still be stuck in that tesseract hyperbox forever.”
HYPERBONDAGE! SEX! SCIENCE!

*Keith almost wets paints laughing*

“Remember kids, when you enter more than three spacial dimensions your shoe laces will become untied…yet you will still be stuck in that tesseract hyperbox forever.”

HYPERBONDAGE! SEX! SCIENCE!

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