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the world around keith

I am Keith. Everything around me is the world. It's not just below my feet. I'm talking the whole of existence here. That's the world. It's a lot bigger than me. It's a lot bigger than you and everybody else.

That's why it's around me and not the other way around. So...I'll show you the world around me, how I see it.

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Feb 3 '12

I do not know every reason why I love her like I do,
only that I do: Like I know there is no sun in the night sky.
When alone, she haunts me like a beautiful tinkling piano
in a far off room. But I’ll be around no matter what or why.
Maybe it’s just one of those things:
Like a nice evening breeze caressing the trees;
And a thousand brilliant stars shining as they point my way -
I’ll forever have my love for her. For you. Always.

- Keith

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Jan 25 '12

Bad Poetry? Oh No-etry!

There once was a sausage named Pete,
Who wobbled his way to a seat,
He sat himself down, 
Then started to frown,
And cried as he didn’t have feet!

Tags: limerick funny poetry? poem time travel sausage

Aug 10 '10
How many light bulbs
Does it take to change a shrink?
Oh…got it backwards… :-(
— Funny Haiku

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Jul 26 '10

Bad Poetry

Sucking on a cough drop,
Drinking hot tea:
This sore throat’ll
be the death of me.

Like when god smote down
Jeroboam:
It hurts that bad
so I wrote a poem.

-Sore Throat, by Keith

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Apr 14 '10
Mind
Matters,
Mutation,
Motivation,
Machicolation,
Misses meditation,
Mischaracterization,
Mage molesting maceration,
Mustn’t mention miscalculation,
Mild maladaptation means malfunction,
Manipulation meets malversation.
Minimise marginalization,
Must mancipate mastication,
Mitigate melioration,
Master martyrization,
Miseducation,
Malnutrition
Manacles
Modern
Man
— Miscommunication?

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