I am Keith. Everything around me is the world. It's not just below my feet. I'm talking the whole of existence here. That's the world. It's a lot bigger than me. It's a lot bigger than you and everybody else.
That's why it's around me and not the other way around. So...I'll show you the world around me, how I see it.
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Irresistible force meets immovable object.
Force: Hey, can I get through here?
Object: Nope.
Force: Well, this is awkward.
(Source: aedison)
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*Keith almost wets paints laughing*
“Remember kids, when you enter more than three spacial dimensions your shoe laces will become untied…yet you will still be stuck in that tesseract hyperbox forever.”
HYPERBONDAGE! SEX! SCIENCE!
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String theorists squeeze nine dimensions into three
Finally mathematics makes some sense of the nonsense called “String Theory”! We DON’T observe 9 space dimensions??? You don’t say!
“A simulation of the early universe using string theory may explain why space has three observable spatial dimensions instead of nine.”
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Mark Twain in Tesla’s Lab.
(I see you in the corner there, Nikola!)
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Ultimate Rap Battle Between Newton and Leibniz.
(I think Leibniz won haha)
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CERN physicists find hint of Higgs boson!
If they actually found it, a whole lot of people can die happy now! :)
“Researchers at the CERN particle accelerator have found “intriguing hints” of the Higgs boson, a moment of major progress in years of previously unfruitful searching for the elusive subatomic particle.
[This] carries big import for physics. That’s because the Higgs boson, thought by some to endow other particles with mass, is a key missing ingredient in physicists’ understanding of what makes the universe tick. It’s predicted by the Standard Model of particle physics, but no one has been able to confirm its existence or nature…”
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(math) = (physics) + (sex appeal)
One of the greater theorems of mathematics…
Unlike most other theorems in math, though, the proof requires doing isomorphic algebraic field theory on a blackboard whilst topless whilst salsa dancing.
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Fibonacci: Golden Spiral Tat!!!
A great tattoo. The golden ratio, the Fibbonacci numbers as side lengths, and the golden spiral! Anyone else thinking of Tool’s Lateralis? Spiral out……
1 1 2 3 5 8 13 21 34….
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