The Equation of Earnings:
Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now a rigorous mathematical proof has been developed that explains why this is true:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
As every engineer knows,
Work = Power * Time
Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have:
Work = Knowledge * Money
Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge
Thus, as Knowledge decreases, Money increases, regardless of how much Work is done.
Conclusion: The Less you Know, the More you Make.
Note: It has been speculated that the reason why Bill Gates dropped out of Harvard’s math program was because he stumbled upon this proof as an undergraduate, and dedicated the rest of his career to the pursuit of ignorance.
kellycascarones:(via luvcely)
Brilliant.
Sorry little planets, you have no Sun.
The YOKE’s on you! *laughing to myself*
I’m a nerd. :-D
Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one. But the light bulb has to *want* to change.
hehe. my boss said this joke this morning. high-larious.
“You know you are watching a really bad low-budget horror movie when halfway through the film ghosts don’t possess the house - they repossess it!”
Mathematical Baby Formula:
Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply.
hehe…
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says: “Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: “OK, now what?”
Source: http://archives.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/10/03/joke.funniest/
Keith Note: Bizarrely, computer analysis of the data also showed that jokes containing 103 words were thought to be especially funny. The winning “hunters” joke was 102 words long. (An abbreviated version was just told above.)
**103 is a PRIME NUMBER!!!**
