I am Keith. Everything around me is the world. It's not just below my feet. I'm talking the whole of existence here. That's the world. It's a lot bigger than me. It's a lot bigger than you and everybody else.
That's why it's around me and not the other way around. So...I'll show you the world around me, how I see it.
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This is literally “older than the internet”. (Or the future for Google if SOPA Passes.) Don’t forget the stamp! And never EVER fold the envelope.
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Me:
Dad, this new thing called 'Internet'...how does it work?
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Father:
Well, it is kinda of complicated, but just remember to always tag your posts #time travel.
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Me:
Why is that father? And what's a post?
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Father:
You will know one day my son, and when that day comes you will be grateful for the knowledge I've given you. Because I believe the Internet was created in the future by a race of men far, far superior to us. And when they go back in time to send 'internet' to us like they did, they will see all your posts, how they are marked #time travel, and believe you are one of them.
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Then on that day, they may believe you are one of them, or wise beyond all compare and their savior.
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Me:
SAVIOR?
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Father:
And on that day...on that day, my son, they may take you with them to the future to fight the evil omnipotent computer-mind called "Oracle." So please do as I have told you, my boy.
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Me:
Will I be their only hope, father?
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Father:
Yes, son. It is your destiny.
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#time travel
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The Devolution of Mankind
Beneath the quizzical nature of their music and physical presence, the band Devo was supported by a whole philosophical tenet known as devolution (hence the name Devo). To display the bizarre nature of their theories, here are the five basic components of the Devolutionary Oath:
1. Wear gaudy colors or totally avoid display altogether.
2. Lay a million eggs or give birth to one.
3. The fittest may survive & the unfit may live.
4. Be like your ancestors or be different.
5. WE MUST REPEAT.
The precise principles that guide the theory of devolution are as slurred and distorted as the music of Devo. What is known is that man has devolved. Technology has reduced us to nothing. That was the 1970s speaking –
Perhaps the Internet has devolved humans into mindless beings?
Who knows?
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Internet Group Meetups: always a not-so-good idea
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