I am Keith. Everything around me is the world. It's not just below my feet. I'm talking the whole of existence here. That's the world. It's a lot bigger than me. It's a lot bigger than you and everybody else.
That's why it's around me and not the other way around. So...I'll show you the world around me, how I see it.
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Challenge: Try to say, “I won a math debate” five times fast. ;)
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beautifullyflawed:
thehistoryoflove:
paragative:
this guy.
I make a mean Bill Cosby face. Not to toot my own horn. But it’s pretty good.
Keith, do your Cosby for me
Thee-Ohhh! ME and Camille know - what the JAZZ is-all-aBOUT! Frizzle frazzle Jello puddin’ pop!
(Source: caughtemall)
43 notes (via beautifullyflawed-deactivated20 & caughtemall)Tags: cosby funny voice comedy jello pudding hehe
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Me:
Hello? Hey it’s Keith. Calling about [so and so’s] cards…Well, his mailing address is a P.O. Box and I usually won’t send his cards there because it’s his mailing address and a P.O. Box which FedEx doesn’t like sending to *and* he has an actual different *shipping* address…but I don’t think I’m comfortable using that shipping address…
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Donna:
Why not?
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Me:
You see, his new shipping address is: Bald Mountain Road off Highway 113. SECOND HOUSE ON THE RIGHT. That’s his address and it doesn’t even seem like a real address. No house number or *anything.* It sounds like a spooky Wes Craven horror movie! “Ooh…don’t go there…to the 2nd house on the right! Satanists live there!”
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Donna:
*laughs* Yeah it does sound scary! Send to his P.O. Box. And don't be scared.
Tags: work wes craven hehe horror time travel reps
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Heels over Head….sounds dirty haha
To be head over heels is to be confused or in disarray because of something, often love. It’s a curious phrase as the head is normally over the heels. One would think that it should be heels over head. And indeed the expression was originally the reverse. Heels over head…
-Dave Wilton (via beautifullyflawed:)
(via beautifullyflawed-deactivated20)Tags: heels over head moon over my hammy time travel quotes love hehe
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Bangles - Manic Monday (Greatest Hits)
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The Bangles - Manic Monday
(via alexandraxpwns)Tags: looks like someone has a case of the mondays hehe
