Recent studies have found that a diet of cooked food (in other words, a non-raw diet) is what allowed mankind to evolve into the species we are today.
So we never need to worry about zombies becoming a more dominant species until they can kick the Brain Tartare habit.
Remember, folks, votes for raw diets are votes for zombieism! And we cannot afford to let this zombiest agenda take over our country! Fight back, stand up for your non-zombie identity! As Thomas Jefferson said, “The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of zombies!”
There’s a Science Friday podcast that discusses the study I describe above. It’s very wide rambling, though, hitting on biology and anthropology and everything else in between. Who knows if you’ll like it.
( via surviving the world dot net )
Lesson 179: Eating Meat
Somehow, a hamburger made from a death-by-natural-causes cow does not sound appetizing.
Vegetarianism, for all that we mock it, is certainly a reasonable diet for people who can’t eat certain foods, or for people who make sure their vitamins are balanced. But the logic behind some of the PETA vegetarians is completely ridiculous when you consider that it’s possible that plants actually do scream when they are murdered. Oh, well. Logic be damned, eh, vegetarians?
