I am Keith. Everything around me is the world. It's not just below my feet. I'm talking the whole of existence here. That's the world. It's a lot bigger than me. It's a lot bigger than you and everybody else.
That's why it's around me and not the other way around. So...I'll show you the world around me, how I see it.
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Me:
Dad, this new thing called 'Internet'...how does it work?
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Father:
Well, it is kinda of complicated, but just remember to always tag your posts #time travel.
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Me:
Why is that father? And what's a post?
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Father:
You will know one day my son, and when that day comes you will be grateful for the knowledge I've given you. Because I believe the Internet was created in the future by a race of men far, far superior to us. And when they go back in time to send 'internet' to us like they did, they will see all your posts, how they are marked #time travel, and believe you are one of them.
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Then on that day, they may believe you are one of them, or wise beyond all compare and their savior.
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Me:
SAVIOR?
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Father:
And on that day...on that day, my son, they may take you with them to the future to fight the evil omnipotent computer-mind called "Oracle." So please do as I have told you, my boy.
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Me:
Will I be their only hope, father?
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Father:
Yes, son. It is your destiny.
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