I am Keith. Everything around me is the world. It's not just below my feet. I'm talking the whole of existence here. That's the world. It's a lot bigger than me. It's a lot bigger than you and everybody else.
That's why it's around me and not the other way around. So...I'll show you the world around me, how I see it.
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thehistoryoflove:
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this guy.
I make a mean Bill Cosby face. Not to toot my own horn. But it’s pretty good.
Keith, do your Cosby for me
Thee-Ohhh! ME and Camille know - what the JAZZ is-all-aBOUT! Frizzle frazzle Jello puddin’ pop!
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“I was on the street. This guy waved to me, and he came up to me and said, “I’m sorry, I thought you were someone else.” And I said, “I am.”
— d. martin (person)
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