I am Keith. Everything around me is the world. It's not just below my feet. I'm talking the whole of existence here. That's the world. It's a lot bigger than me. It's a lot bigger than you and everybody else.
That's why it's around me and not the other way around. So...I'll show you the world around me, how I see it.
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I like the old woman who yells at potted plants at the library. Yes, she’s clearly troubled, but she’s not helpless. She doesn’t take any shit from vegetables, for instance.
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