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the world around keith

I am Keith. Everything around me is the world. It's not just below my feet. I'm talking the whole of existence here. That's the world. It's a lot bigger than me. It's a lot bigger than you and everybody else.

That's why it's around me and not the other way around. So...I'll show you the world around me, how I see it.
Feb 1 '12
Book of the Week: “WHALES ON STILTS!” The story begins with unlikely heroine Lily Gefelty’s chilling Career Day discovery: her dad works for a mad scientist who wants to rule the world! Dad’s in Sales and Marketing, and as far as he’s concerned, his workplace is “a mid-sized company devoted to expanding cetacean pedestrian opportunities.” That’s right. “We make stilts for whales. See? Nothing suspicious.” But Dad’s boss Larry wears a damp grain sack over his head with two holes cut out for his eyes, and has blue, rubbery hands. Then Lily hears Larry recommend that Dad not take the family to visit Lily’s grandmother in Decentville next month, because that’s where Larry will begin his campaign to take over the world! I can hardly wait to find out what crazy adventures unfold!!! Can you?

Book of the Week: “WHALES ON STILTS!”

The story begins with unlikely heroine Lily Gefelty’s chilling Career Day discovery: her dad works for a mad scientist who wants to rule the world! Dad’s in Sales and Marketing, and as far as he’s concerned, his workplace is “a mid-sized company devoted to expanding cetacean pedestrian opportunities.” That’s right. “We make stilts for whales. See? Nothing suspicious.” But Dad’s boss Larry wears a damp grain sack over his head with two holes cut out for his eyes, and has blue, rubbery hands. Then Lily hears Larry recommend that Dad not take the family to visit Lily’s grandmother in Decentville next month, because that’s where Larry will begin his campaign to take over the world!

I can hardly wait to find out what crazy adventures unfold!!! Can you?

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