February 2012
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"Bridesicle" →
This is a great sci-fi short love story with a fantastic, touching ending.
Guaranteed to like it even if you aren’t really into “sci-fi”. Guaranteed.
Check it out! It’s only 11 pages!
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Distant Planet is an Exotic Water-World →
The interior, [a scientist] says, is probably largely water molecules instead of primarily something like rock. But it’s not water in familiar frozen or liquid forms.
“We’re not talking about either a frozen core of normal ice or a liquid water ocean,” Berta says. “You’re getting into weird states of matter when you’re describing this.”
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Fake Keith Fact #69:
Sometimes when I get bored I like to pretend I’m living in a porno movie about the sea.
“Oh no. I seem to have forgotten my bathing suit.”
“Oh, my goodness. You’re so wet.”
This has been a fake Keith Fact Announcement.
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Bad Metaphors: A Love Story
Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently...
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Wow, today I feel like a truck hit me. Ugh.
Too bad it wasn’t an ice cream truck. I could go for some ice cream.
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My Recent Journey through Wikipedia:
Danish flag→ Estonia→ Pärnu→ Polish language→ Approximate consonant→ Indo-European ablaut→ Szemerényi’s law.
Wow. I just get lost in there! Happens every time. So many links in every article. And now my lunch break is gone…Damn Danish flag lol! Same ever happen to you? And can you follow my trail?
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“Cell phones are like a dog’s nipples: You don’t have to shout into...”
– Emo Philips
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Coworker: Can you read Chinese?
Me: Yes, but only when it's printed in English.
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crazyambear:
This very moment is precious. The moment when I’m breathing in and out and my heart is beating. I don’t know what’ll happen afterwards, I only know to treasue this time. Life is made up of these tiny moments. Each single moment is precious in and of itself. So let’s make the best of each new moment we are given. Let’s be precious to others and to ourselves, always. #personal #mantra...
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Just an Old Jurassic Love Song... →
The love song of an extinct katydid that lived 165 million years ago has been brought back to life, according to a study in the latest issue of PNAS. The song is thought to be the most ancient known music documented to date.
The song was reconstructed from microscopic wing features on a fossil discovered in North East China. It allows us to listen to one of the sounds that would have been heard...
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Union of Heroes! →
Union of Heroes is about a man who gets transported from his universe to another universe where he has superpowers. His alternate goes missing so he needs to take his place to set things right! It is a great example of what a great serial photocomic can do. It is also VERY German. And very awesome.
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tonight i’ll dream in the living room when silly thoughts are in full bloom about the algebra you’ve learned as yet and when i wake tomorrow i’ll bet that you and i’ll go to work together again cause i can tell that we are going to be friends cause i can tell that we are going to be friends
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12 Orbiting Satellites
I believe we all have a certain number of images that circle our head at all times and give us a sense of who we are.
morsomt?
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crazyambear:
Nobody said it was easy Oh, it’s such a shame for us to part Nobody said it was easy No one ever said it would be so hard I’m going back to the start
This song is probably most fitting. Are these happy tears?
Come up to meet ya, tell you I’m sorry You don’t know how lovely you are I had to find you, tell you I need ya And tell you I set you apart Tell me your secrets,...
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I like the old woman who yells at potted plants at...
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“At my most beautiful
I count your eyelashes secretly.
With every one, whisper...”
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I do not know every reason why I love her like I do, only that I do: Like I know there is no sun in the night sky. When alone, she haunts me like a beautiful tinkling piano in a far off room. But I’ll be around no matter what or why. Maybe it’s just one of those things: Like a nice evening breeze caressing the trees; And a thousand brilliant stars shining as they point my way -...
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