the world around keith

I am Keith. Everything around me is the world. It's not just below my feet. I'm talking the whole of existence here. That's the world. It's a lot bigger than me. It's a lot bigger than you and everybody else.

That's why it's around me and not the other way around. So...I'll show you the world around me, how I see it.
Jan 27 '12

Challenge: Try to say, “I won a math debate” five times fast. ;)

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Jan 27 '12
I’ve Seen Enough Daft Punk To Know Where This is Going…

I’ve Seen Enough Daft Punk To Know Where This is Going…

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Jan 27 '12

crazyambear:

Lol!

 Hahaha!

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Jan 27 '12
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Jan 27 '12
And if your toenails are longer than your toes, it’s time to clip your nails.

And if your toenails are longer than your toes, it’s time to clip your nails.

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Jan 27 '12

You have it good. It’s human to complain or want more out of life but always remember that there are people out there who would kill to have your ‘bad’ because your life is infinitely better than theirs even at what you consider the worst.

Keith note: I generally like to keep my posts light-hearted, and I hardly ever repost. But even with those things being said, I think the above message is a good philosophy for just about everyone to have in his or her life. Applies to just about everybody. Perhaps everyone would be a lot happier and more satisfied day to day. Cope with troubles and hardships easier, and better relish the joys we have in life. And that would make the world a much better place.

(Source: ofcrimeandpassion)

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Jan 27 '12
Uranus always makes me laugh. 

Uranus always makes me laugh. 

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Jan 26 '12

My tiredness is only temporary.

Tonight I am going to rest and relax.
Watch TV with the best person I know.
Laugh, eat a good dinner, smile often.
And fall peacefully to sleep without using any NyQuil or crap like that.
Because I’m gonna have a great night.
And I’m going to get the sleep I need!

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Jan 26 '12
Time Flies…..

Time Flies…..

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Jan 26 '12

patrick-batman:

scarygirl:

Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - Red Right Hand

First Nick Cave song I ever heard.

 I love this song.

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Jan 25 '12

Bad Poetry? Oh No-etry!

There once was a sausage named Pete,
Who wobbled his way to a seat,
He sat himself down, 
Then started to frown,
And cried as he didn’t have feet!

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Jan 25 '12

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Jan 25 '12
“Planebook” actually sounds pretty cool. Especially if one is a wannabe jetsetter.

“Planebook” actually sounds pretty cool.
Especially if one is a wannabe jetsetter.

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Jan 25 '12
Keith Fact: I like the smell of rain.
And it’s raining so much here. :)

Keith Fact: I like the smell of rain.

And it’s raining so much here. :)

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Jan 24 '12

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